Who wants to see the worst standup in recorded history? Don't talk to the screen you dumbass, I can't actually hear you. I'm going to be doing a short standup bit at the Steaknife open mic night this Friday, April 4th. It's in Minneapolis, Near the University of Minnesota campus. Nobody reads this, but if you wandered into the site on accident, live in Minneapolis, and want to get wasted (It's 2 for 1 beers on Fridays) click on contact nate and I'll give you directions. I'm gonna bomb so bad people will think they're in Baghdad. Topics to be covered include: My unique stance on abortion, the religon debate completely explained, and why it's trendy to be part of underground crime culture (that's completely Quentin Tarantino's fault, in case you need to know right now.)

So my sore throat hasn't gotten much worse, and I'm slightly less worried about SARS than I was last night. This is mostly courtesy of an article someone sent me, which I will link you to.....now. It's funny, I promise. Oh, and individual posts to this log do not represent the views of Cephaladon Studios. What I'm trying to say is: Jed's going to hell. That's probably my final thought.