Here's what I have on the sex bit so far.

One thing that really freaks chicks out is when you’re having sex to music, and you start singing along. I’ve never met a girl that can just keep going when you do this. Like having sex to weeezer, and you’re all, “Suzanne, you’re all that I wanted of a girl…” Sublime, “Uhh! And the girls caress me down.” O fortuna, or In the hall of the mountain king. This next one doesn’t really apply to heterosexual relationships, but how about Cher, “Do you believe in life after love?!” You gotta say it like you mean it.

I need better songs for examples. Hit the tagboard or link section to let me know.

Also, thanks to a hearty dose of red-orange diarrhea, Matt is on his way out of China. He's camoflaged with everything they have there, it was a beautiful scheme, if I do say so my self. And I do say so. All praise goes to the salsa I had a few days ago.