I'm planning on doing standup again this Friday. My set should last between one and two minutes. All the jokes are incredibly short, which I'm hoping goes better than the longer, wittier, and altogether higher quality versions I tried last time. I've got it mostly memorized already, so I figure I'll put another hour into it tomorrow, then be good to go.

Played some basketball last night. I know what you're thinking. "Oh great, you got some exercise, you pathetic fuck." No, it wasn't great. It wasn't great at all. I took an elbow to my lip and almost lost some teeth. I took a chunk out of my lip courtesy of someone's elbow and my two front teeth. Did you know you can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick?

So as a result of my swollen lip, I'm thinking about not doing standup on Friday. I dunno, if it gets much bigger, talking will be difficult. I know many, many people will be dissapointed if I don't show. That, and the terrorists win. So I'm gonna try.

I'm fucking tired.