Ok, ladies and gentlemen, havn't posted in a few days because my fucking LAN card decided to quit working. Luckily I have the internet at work and can do shit here... Unfortunately, this is my last day of work so I'm going to have to go buy a screwdriver. That's right, a screwdriver. I have an extra LAN card laying around, mocking me, laughing at me, but I have no fucking screwdriver and no knife/key/small metal pointy thing to fit the damn screw. The weird thing is my sister's LAN card died about 2 days before mine... both are fairly new (under 2 years) and it seems a bit fishy for them to go out at about the same time. I'm thinking that maybe AT&T fucked with the current or something. But anyways, I'm going to go go home tonight and use my non-existant finger nails or my tongue or something to get the damn screw out because I'm an internet addict. It's not that I really surf the 'net very often, but I need to be connected to AIM, and to be able to play online games, it's like 90% of my social interaction. GRRR. I stayed up here at work until 3:45am last night playing X-Box on a rather large projector screen that the company has. HA! I even get paid for it! At least I have the internet while I'm up here. I'll just have to pack in 12 internet hours in the 5 that I'm at work. Speaking of the 5 hours that I'm here, I want to bitch about that. I only get to work from 5-10pm, Saturday and Sunday night. The person before me works from 7am - 5pm and the person after me works from 10pm - 7am. I'm just getting shafted. I'm gonna have to talk to me boss to get some more hours in... especially weekend hours. Anyways, for all you folks out there that just arn't getting any, remember that masturbation can be just as good or even better than sex, depending on the other person(s).