So anyway. I'm working on a bit about sex right now. Unlike most of my comedy, which I try to keep away from the site (Mainly because I'd like to keep the log original, and not just another avenue for me to recycle content through.) I'm going to post it once it's finished. That should happen tomorrow. If anyone can think of good songs to have sex to (or at least humorous ones) hit it up on the tagboard or drop me a line via the convenient links we have to the right.

On another note, I registered for summer classes yesterday. I'm taking a three week class on Cohen Brothers movies and two summer classes, one on writing fiction and one on american literature. Having fun with my radar gun. I also applied for a stocking position at Target serving freedom fries all over the southland. It feels good to be doing things again.

Speaking of things. I ate an entire bottle of hot salsa yesterday, and I'm shitting liquid fire today. I really need to stay away from the mexicans. The nice thing about diarrhea is you get a tiny christmas every hour or so. The greatest part is that my shit is almost red, so it helps with the christmas spirit on my end.

I think I just figured out how to help Matt escape from China...