This will be my first update from a PC other than the hive brain. I'm saying I'm not home. That, and my whole world ended the moment you left me. But I digress, I've been drinking, and I tend to quote songs while I'm writing once I've got over 10 shots in me. Ok, since nobody reads this, and it's more of a catalog of events in my life. I'm still writing comedy, right? I'm funny, I mean, I try. I try so fucking hard. And you never laugh. You brainless fucktards, Sweet god. You wouldn't know a joke if it crawled up your ass and planted little joke eggs in your large intestine. Whew, I'm rambling.

So, I haven't been updating because I've been getting action. Hence the lack of mysoginistic posts lately. I've also noticed that my comedy is much nicer lately, since Jenna has taken what one might call a "back" seat in my life. Whew.

Nate's out.