Ok, so I wrote a sketch. It's really wierd, just something I thought of before going to sleep. Also, I don't think it's very good. It is short though, and that's good. I think i might be getting back on the wagon as far as writing goes. Although, I said that about 30 days ago, and haven't done a damn thing since then. And I'm not insinuating that the Cephaladon Studios fanbase takes anything I say seriously, because that, would be stupid. I try not to be stupid. Except when I'm writing sketches! Oh, and I make up all the words that are for things that happen in video but I don't know the keyword for. Camera cuts, etc.

Fade in to a blank chalkboard.

A furry white paw enters the frame and writes: Smegma.

Cut to a medium shot of a rabbit behind a desk and in front of a chalkboard.

It begins to speak.

Mrs. Applesworth: Now class, Smegma is something that boy rabbits have.

Cut to shot of the class. Rabbits sitting in desks.

Jimmy interrupts: Is that like a penis?

Mrs: Applesworth: No Jimmy, it’s not like a penis, it’s like butter.

Sally: Why do we bleed for 5 days, and the boys get to make butter? It’s not fair. (She begins to cry.)

Mrs. Applesworth: It seems I misspoke. It isn’t actually butter. See children, smegma is produced inside the folds of skin covering the young boys’s penises. Except for Peter, his was cut off.

Cut to peter, who blushes under his fur and covers his crotch, embarrassed. The class laughs softly.

Sally: I’m confused. (sniffles) Why did they cut off his smegma?

Mrs. Applesworth: They didn’t, they cut off his foreskin, smegma is made inside the foreskin. (she pulls down a roll up map thing in front of the chalkboard, it happens to be a crossection of male rabbit sexual organs) You can see here (taps it with a paw) where the foreskin is, except on peter.

Cut to a shot of peter, who looks embarrassed again. The children laugh.

Mrs. Applesworth: And that’s where smegma is made.

Jimmy: I knew it! It is like a penis!

Joanne: Penis-butter.

The class groans in disgust.

Fade out.

Block letters appear on the screen: Now you know.

Then the letters fade after about 5 seconds and news ones appear, as if talking to the previous ones.

Why were they rabbits?

Then: That’s what makes it funny.

Then: Oh, so that was funny.

Then: Shut up.

Then: I thought this was supposed to be a comedy show, not Sigmund Freud’s retarded brain droppings on video.

Then: Nobody likes you. We all talk about you behind your back.