So, I was writing a sketch to post for an update, but it ended up sucking. The worst part is, the best joke in it was one i stole from a post several months ago. So it's right out. I think the problem was not having a good idea for a sketch when I started writing. I just watched some Mr. Show and was like, "I'm gonna write, because I'm just that fucking talented."

Well, I did write, but I'm not. I did think of a good idea for a sketch though, which is a re-enactment style (Like the show 911-EMERGENCY) scene that's about my last trip to Benigann's. I'm not going to outline it right now, but it was one of the single funniest things that's ever happened in the history of the universe, short of the Razor Scooter trend of the early 21st centry.

Or something funnier that I can't think of right now.

Here's a quick teaser of the very first thing that happened when we walked in to Benigann's (I think it's actually Bennigan's, but I don't give a shit).

1. The manager told me that the best movie in the world, ever, was "Fight Club."

Now, I was wearing my sweatshirt with a Fight Club logo on it, and I don't disagree, it is the best movie, ever. That's not the funny part, it's the next thing he said that almost slew me on the spot. After he said that, he said to me, and I'm not embellishing, exaggerating, or even joking,

2. "Well, it was the best movie ever, but there's a better one that just came out. Do you know what it is?"
I'm like, "Um, no, not really, are you actually expecting me to guess?" I'm trying to think of new indy flicks and shit, wracking my brain, so this douchebag doens't make me look like an asshole.

3. "The Last Samauri, is now the best movie ever."

And I could go on, with his ranting and raving about the movie (which I still havne't seen), but I think the quote, "The Last Samauri is the best movie ever," is really the best point I could end this post on.