The state of being called, "Hangover," doesn't effectively describe what I was this morning. Naturally, several hours, glasses of water, and aspirin later, you could've used 'hangover' to describe me. Now that I think about it though, why do we call them hangovers anyway? Why not something that applies, like, "Fuck you, don't talk to me." Example.

*ring ring*
Actor 1: Uh... Hello?
Actor 2: Hey good buddy, how about that party last night.
Actor 1: Fuck you, don't talk to me.
Actor 2: That good, huh?
*click*

I should mention that they're actors not because this is a sketch, but because I hate actors. Another phrase that would work well is, "Temporarily Dead." Eeeeeexample:

*ring ring*
*smash, and other noises that resemble a phone being destroyed*
The next day:

Boss: Why weren't you at work yesterday?
Employee: I was temporarily dead.


Anyway, just a thought. Today is actually an important day in my yearly calendar, because it's Alisa's and my anniversary today. Creepy huh? I can't give any more details right now, on the off chance she'll check my site before I pick her up.

Stay off the sauce kids.