I am a roleplayer. You might be wondering what this means. This means that I pretend to be something other than myself in every avenue of my life. Sure, I play dungeons and dragons, but that's really not what this is about. I'm so dissatisfied with everything about me that i believe a little escapism is in order almost all the time.

For instance:

When I play first person shooters, I don't just try to win, I get into the characters.

In counterstrike, I have buttons mapped to say things like:

"Yes, and we have destroyed your world commerce structure as well!"
"We will force you to use your heavy ordinance on unsuspecting countries, and you will be obligated to remanufacture them."

Yeah, I guess it's really not funny. It's not just my text speech though, it goes much deeper. Depending on my random team assignment, my play style varies widely.

As a Terrorist (capital 'T' please), I rush blindly into likely ambush areas firing blindly. I do not use the exceptional accuracy of the AK-47 in short bursts to my advantage, but rather, I attempt to shoot as many bullets as possible in the short 5 minute rounds.

Planting the bomb is paramount, if we merely kill the infidels sent to stop us, what good have we really done? The will of Allah is the dismantling of their oppressive machine, not merely the deaths of a few soldiers.

On the other end, as a Counter-Terrorist, I use my surroundings to my advantage. I take great care to keep my hostages alive, as my mission is their safe return to loving families and democratic, freedom-enriched lives.

Sure. Call me a "camper." What you don't realize is that I must protect the bombsite. Deviating from my mission objective is a folly my superiors would not take kindly to. You fucking ragheads.

Noob.