Why I hate almost everyone.

This is me being a jackass. Interested? Read on.

That's right, I hate just about everyone, because virtually everyone is a greedy, ignorantly malicious, selfish, halfwit. I really feel like a jackass saying this, but it's got to be said. In fact, I feel like such a jackass that I'm going to outline (purely for my own use) how to not be a greedy, ignorantly malicious, selfish, halfwit.

1. Listen when people speak.

This is somewhat important. Of course, nobody has anything interesting to say anyway, but let's just look past that for now. The problem is that nobody thinks anybody says anything interesting, so nobody listens to what anyone says and reflects on it, perhaps (now this is extremely unlikely) allowing what has been said to fuel their own thinking (much more unlikely).

2. Share.

Don't be a dick. You have a sandwich, and someone doesn't. Give them half of your fucking sandwich. This extends to many things. Perhaps even beyond sandwiches. It's not that anyone is entitled to what you have, but the majority of the time, you're not really entitled to it either. Of course, you know, if you don't have parents, and raised yourself by eating bark and nuts and shit, then maybe this doesn't apply to you. On the other end, if you're reading this, you have a computer, and somewhere along the line, I'd wager someone helped you with something.

3. Keep your promises.

Hey, you know, is it really that hard? Fuck.

4. Don't vote for Republicans.

I don't feel obligated to defend this statement, and if you disagree, do us all a favor and die (That's right, us, not me, I'm speaking collectively because more people exist than just me. Novel concept, I know).

5. Take a very small amount of time every day, and do nothing.

This can be much more rewarding than it sounds. Use your imagination with it, sit on a chair, sit on the grass, sit on a bed. Fuck, lay down if you want. Let your mind pick up where the lackluster stimulation of your surroundings lets off.

6. Pursue something.

Anything.

7. Give a nigger a break.

Empathy is a key word here.

I need to go to fucking sleep.