So. I wrote today. I worked on a little comedy, a little fiction, and a little pretentious drivel(I have to get it out somehow). I don't really have the text handy at the moment, so I'm just going to re-write a joke I thought of today, since this site is supposed to be about my comedy.

If you don't think things written in here are quite funny, then just keep looking. If you don't think this next joke is funny, just trust me that it is utterly hilarious, and when this joke--that I will re-write later in the post--was performed live, it nearly killed five people.

I'm saying that a lot is lost in the translation.

I was just kidding, I'm not going to re-write the joke right now. I know, I know, you didn't really care. That's why I'm spiting you like this. It wouldn't be spite if it wasn't just an empty gesture.

Just so you know though, it was about bears. And really, really fucking funny.

Fuckers.