The attempt at a fantasy story has been removed.

And the people rejoiced... Yaaay.

Thank you for rejoicing, and thank you for not telling me this story was good.

Because it was bad. I have decided that, and now it has forever been lost to the void.

Let's have a moment of silence for the story that, because of my slow wit, just couldn't make it.

Okay, that's enough silence.

It was just a fucking story.

What? Are you crazy?