I love gambling

I just got done with an up and down session at the tables. There were some massive swings in chip totals, and mistakes were made.

That's right, mistakes were made.

Somewhere between my fingers and my brain, a communication breakdown occurred.

Honestly, at this time, that's all the information we have. Of course it has been reported through members of the liberal, jew-run media that proper precautions were not enacted to protect the chips.

These accusations are simply not true. There was nothing more that could be done to protect the chips. While there may have been mistakes, the chips themselves knew the risk of living in that region.

I mean, can't my chips afford the weather channel? My chips can't afford to drive their SUV's out of the destroyed area? I know gas is expensive, but fuck.

When the whirlwind of destruction comes careening toward you, get in your automobiles and drive, you stupid, stupid, black chips.