HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

I JUST GOT A FREE FUCKING LAPTOP!

Oh wait... It was just a bullshit popup. My bad.

Is anyone else getting really sick of advertising in this country?

I swear, the next innovation is going to be a nano-machine earweevil that will burrow into your brain. See, it won't take control, because advertising is spearheaded by a bunch of morons, it'll just start broadcasting from inside your brain.

"Eat at Joe's.... Eat at Joe's."

You must remember that the main goal of advertising is to drive the more intelligent members of a species insane.

That's the definition of advertising, it's in the dictionary. Read it sometime.