Everyone welcome Matt to the writing team. He will be posting coverage of the war with Iraq, as well as journal entries while he travels around the world representing Cephaladon Studio's own news department. Don't ask where we get our funding.

On a slightly sadder note... I know I'm American because I'm worried that I have SARS (Would you like to know more?) Even though I'm at least 500 miles from any infected area. Oh well, at least I don't advocate setting an entire country on fire for no apparent reason. Enough anti-war rhetoric from me though, for a sense of unbiaseditudeness, here's a pro war link for all of you.

And here's a sample:

Q: What about conscientious objectors, people with a moral objection to killing?

A: These namby-pamby boys don't object to killing, they just have an irrational fear of being killed. However, since cowards are no good on the front lines of a war, they can be jailed for the (hopefully indefinite) duration and forced to produce useful goods like bombs, bullets, and boots.

Q: Why do you keep referring to soldiers as "boys?" Can't women fight too?

A: One wonderful thing about war is that everyone has a useful job to do, a proper place in society. Women are a liability in battle, and their proper role is to provide sexual services to the soldiers on leave, make war goods in factories, and produce babies who will grow up to serve as soldiers.


You heard the man, if you don't have one in the oven ladies, you're doing your country a disservice. That's my final thought.