Now some of you folks may be asking, "What the FUCK is a cephaladon?" That is a good question. A cephaladon is the combination of two creatures. A cephalapod like creature, and an elephant. A cephaladon has the the head of a cephalapod, an octopus-like creature called Cthulhu, created by the author H.P. Lovecraft, seen here, and the body of a very large elephant, or a hairless mastodon, seen here. This may not answer all of your questions, in fact I suspect it should bring up some more, but now you know, and a wise man told me once that knowing is half the battle.