Boy did I make a mistake tonight! I fucking ate at Denny's. Now I know some of you are wondering what's the mistake there? You have obviously never eaten any food from Denny's. Every time I eat there, which is about once every two years, I get pretty sick. So far I'm doing ok, except for the headache, sour stomach, constant retching, and double vision, that is.

So our moral for tonight: Don't eat food from Denny's.

Thank you.